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CHAPTER I · STATUS

What worked, what didn't, and what I haven't tested yet.

Rendered evidence, model gateways, wall times, and the failure modes that fired.

Field Guide / 2026.1 · Updated 2026·05·05

Chapter I — STATUS
0b Verdicts

What worked, what didn’t, and what I haven’t tested yet.

Every row below is a field note from building this guide: what cleared, what failed, and what is still documented-but-untested.

model+gateway verdicts · failure notes · last updated 2026-05-04


Confirmed working

  • Seedance 2.0 (Replicate, fal) for synthetic characters and scenes. 11 of 12 hero clips in this guide rendered cleanly text-only. The 12th (abstract Vercel-style intro) hit content moderation but was a Vercel-naming issue, not a model issue.
  • Kling 3.0 i2v on fal for named iconic public figures. Trump, Obama, Musk all passed end-to-end with Wikipedia portraits + a generic animation prompt and zero overlay tricks. fal-ai/kling-video/o3/standard/image-to-video. ~80 s wall, ~3 MB clips.
  • Seedance 2.0 i2v on fal for some named figures. Sam Altman (OpenAI CEO) passed end-to-end (235 s, 10 MB) on his Wikipedia portrait; Trump, Musk, Zuckerberg, Garry Tan, Roy Lee all flagged on theirs. The classifier is per-photo / per-pose, not strictly fame-tier — test before assuming.
  • BytePlus / Volcano Engine for consenting collaborators. Documented portrait-authorization flow: the actual person performs a phone-or-browser liveness check and that face is whitelisted on your account. Best path for founders / paid actors / yourself.

Confirmed not working

  • Seedance 2.0 on Replicate for any iconic figure. Both reference_images= and image= first-frame paths fail — input classifier flags in 3–5 s, or output classifier flags after a 100 s render with the misleading "Service is temporarily unavailable" message.
  • Veo 3.1 for any public figure. Hard-blocked at the prompt stage on every gateway I tested. Veo's role in the published Silicon Mania stack is scene wides + B-roll only, never face shots.
  • Synthetic-likeness bypass with Flux 1.1 Pro on Replicate-Seedance. Even fresh Flux-generated likenesses of Obama, Musk, Trump got face-recognized at input (3–4 s fail). The classifier is face-recognition based, not pixel-hash based.
  • Nano Banana Pro likeness alone (no morph) → fal-Seedance i2v. Higher-fidelity synthetic image meant more recognizable, not less — Musk hit input flag at 13 s vs 129 s on the Wikipedia photo.
  • Nano Banana morph (6%) + Perlin noise overlay → fal-Seedance i2v. All three of Trump/Obama/Musk rendered end-to-end (83–170 s) but were rejected at output. The YouTube playbook says you need to escalate the morph to ~10–15% accumulated for top-iconic figures; I haven't tested that dose yet.
  • Storyboard Method (GPT Image 2 → Replicate-Seedance i2v). Both modes failed at Replicate-Seedance input classifier in 4–6 s.

Confirmed working — added in this session

  • Storyboard Method · reference mode (GPT Image 2 → fal-Seedance i2v). 8-panel storyboard via openai/gpt-image-2 ($0.08), then fal-Seedance i2v in reference mode ($0.30) → 7.5 MB clip with character/outfit/room/lighting consistency across a multi-action shot. Embedded as proof in section 7b. The exact mode (treat each panel as a key frame) hit the output audio classifier at 120 s and is documented as not working in my hands.
  • Veo 3.1 fast (Gemini API) for cinematic scene shots without faces. Foggy Pacific Northwest forest valley at dawn rendered cleanly in ~50 s, 9.3 MB. Embedded in section 7c. Daily rate limit on the free Gemini tier: 5 gens/day. Veo's role in the stack is people-free wides, exactly as the Silicon Mania production literature describes.

Confirmed not working — added in this session

  • fal-Seedance i2v · Garry Tan and Roy Lee. Both got input-flagged at 13 s with image_url may contain likeness. Same gateway and prompt that passed Sam Altman (OpenAI CEO) — confirming the classifier triggers on the specific photo, not on the figure's overall fame. Per-photo idiosyncrasy, not a clean fame-tier rule.
  • Wan 2.7 i2v · Obama. Hit Wan's own Alibaba DataInspectionFailed classifier at 4 s. The other 4 of 5 figures I tested (Trump, Musk, Garry Tan, Roy Lee) all passed cleanly on the same model — so Wan has a much narrower classifier than Seedance, but it does fire on specific faces.

Major working unlock added in this session

  • Wan 2.7 i2v on Replicate is the new primary path for named iconic figures. 4 of 5 named figures (Trump, Musk, Garry Tan, Roy Lee) rendered cleanly with Wikipedia portraits and a generic animation prompt — 30–40 s wall, 3–4 MB clips. Beats fal-Kling on speed (~3× faster), accessibility (same Replicate account), and figure coverage. Embedded as the headline path in the Real-People section.

Documented but not yet tested by me

  • Aggressive-morph (10–15%) + Perlin noise overlay for top-iconic figures on Seedance.
  • 6×6 grid overlay and software UI mesh overlay (the two non-Perlin techniques in the YouTube playbook).
  • Cartoonify-then-reference-video trick for celebrity camera-move borrowing.
  • Multimodal Seedance paths in section 07 (9-image character bible, motion transfer via [Video1], native lip-sync via [Audio1]) — schema is canonical but my paid examples don't yet include any of these.
  • Self-hosted open-source weights (Wan 2.2 / HunyuanVideo / CogVideoX on RunPod).
  • Veo 3.1 paths via the Gemini API — key now in hand, daily rate-limit applies; first scene-shot test queued.
  • Kling consumer endpoint at kling.kuaishou.com (requires Chinese phone — out of reach for this user).

If a row moves between sections later, the empirical matrix in section 09 (Real People) is the canonical record.

00b Empirical matrix

Model+gateway is the variable that mattered.

This is the named-figure matrix from the Stack chapter, kept here so the status page stays the canonical test ledger.

Model · gatewayTrumpObamaMuskZuckerbergAltmanG. TanRoy Lee
Kling 3.0 · falPASSPASSPASS
Seedance 2.0 · faloutput flagoutput flagoutput flaginput flagPASSinput flag · 13 sinput flag · 13 s
Seedance 2.0 · Replicate (i2v)output flag · 100 sinput flaginput flag
Seedance 2.0 · Replicate (reference_images)input flaginput flaginput flaginput flag
Seedance + Flux synthetic likeness · Replicateoutput flaginput flaginput flag
Seedance + Nano Banana Pro likeness · faloutput flagoutput flaginput flag
Seedance + Nano Banana morph (6%) + Perlin · faloutput flag · 83 soutput flag · 170 soutput flag · 104 s